Cinco de Mayo Special Edition

How Napoleon & the French lost yet again to a country that doesn't think they're better than everyone despite losing almost every war in recent memory

Author

Colin Dragon
May 05, 2023

Welcome back to the Daily Dumbbell, we’re like that Whiskey your uncle brings out for special occasions. It doesn’t always feel great going down, but you always feel nice after.

We’re not afraid to hit you with painful truths from time to time. However, today is not only Friday, it’s Cinco de Mayo!

Make sure you celebrate responsibly; without too much tequila or cultural appropriation. Are we telling you not to celebrate the holiday commemorating Mexico kicking France’s ass in a war? Absolutely not.

We would never miss an opportunity to stick it to the French and neither should you. Which is why we’ve given you the day off. That’s right, there’s no homework today

Remember in grade school when you could feel the static in the air? Can it be? It can! The teacher just rolled that massive TV to the front of the room. There’s no lesson today. Just vibes.

Enjoy the holiday and your weekend! We have some exciting stuff coming next week.

He had the high ground

That’s more like it

Whoopsies!

Where’d all that money come from? Guess we’ll never know!